sebuttstien-assambard:

spevvy:

**cries to the heavens** Jaaaaaake Johhhnsooooonnnnnn!!!!!!!

Amen

September 2nd 2014   6 ♥   Reblog

rae2021:

tuxedos-are-not-suits:

rae2021:

lakefatherlakeson:

rae2021:

Off to Target to not buy the New Girl DVD (or I might I’m so conflicted)

Do it!!! :) I would if I could.

Fate decided for me they were all sold out! I guess that’s good news for New GIrl

Amazon doesn’t have it available for shipping again until Sept 5th.

Weird I don’t remember season 2 selling out like this Did they order less or is Season 3  (GASP) more popular?

I think a lot of people have been waiting forever for s3 to be out on Netflix. And since they saw it in stores today they were probably all like “fuck it, might as well.”

September 2nd 2014   11 ♥   Reblog

read-it-out-loudread-it-out-loud:

kyrafic:

kyrafic:

"My thoughts on Max by the way — and I spend every day with him, for over ten hours a day — he’s truly the dumbest boy I’ve ever been around." - Jake Johnson

These two giving each other shit fills me with so much delight.

How did I live my life before you two?

image

image

(gif credit jakeparalta)

I feel like I’m in a relationship with him. He’ll come to me and be like, “Jesus, how bloated are you today? For f—k’s sake, do a crunch!” I’m like, “Who are you dude?! Shut up!” And Zooey will be like, “Get off his back!” and Max will fire back, “He’s popping out of the those jeans like a sausage!” - Jake Johnson

September 2nd 2014   628 ♥   Reblog
September 2nd 2014   114 ♥   Reblog

zooey-fan:

follow me for more Zooey

September 2nd 2014   35 ♥   Reblog

allaboutnewgirl:

Jake Johnson’s advice, girls!

He’s a relationship guy..

September 2nd 2014   43 ♥   Reblog
"The sex is SO good…"

—Nick bragging about his and Jess’ escapades (via obnessive)

Dead

September 2nd 2014   32 ♥   Reblog

And what about that little dance she does in the car when he is on top of her (???? !!!!????)?? They kill me.

Yes!! I left that one out. Ahh they’re so adorable!!!!

September 2nd 2014   4 ♥   Reblog

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE JAKE AND ZOOEY ARE IN THE GAG REEL??????? FIRST WHEN ZOOEY IS HAVING A SING OFF WITH LAMORNE I THINK??? JAKE IS ALL “OOOOOOOOHHHHHH TAKE THAT!!!!” AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE FILMING ‘THE CAPTAIN’ ZOOEY JUST CASUALLY GETS UP AND LOOKS AT THE CAMERA WHILE CLEARLY PUTTING HER ARM ON JAKE’S CHEST I AM SO DONE WITH THEM

September 2nd 2014   12 ♥   Reblog
September 2nd 2014   51 ♥   Reblog
© JASONDILAURENTS